I’m lonely.
I write long messages to girls who are too busy to read them.
I’m a drunk and I only smoke a couple cigarettes a day, but I’m not REALLY “trying to quit.”
I lie about how often I’m writing.
I’m not really 5′5″ I’m 5′6″. I don’t know why I put 5′5″ on my profile.
I really just want sex and someone to talk to who likes some of the same things that I do.
Sometimes I forget to love people often enough and they leave me.
I am a really good lay though, when I’m not depressed.
Say hi to me first and I’ll care less what you look like.