The unprecedented theories:
“I’ve found that the hotter the guy, the better it tastes…”
“Ever smelled a Callery pear tree?”
“Smells and tastes like spa water.”
“Like heaven.”
“Deep fried mushrooms covered in dish soap.”
“Sometimes it’s tangy, but in a good way. If I use flavored lube, it often tastes like the lube, which is a bonus.”