Nerdy/Dirty Pickup lines that will get her to drop her panties.

Hehehe. They would work on me. ;-D

1. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

3. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

4. I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

5. You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

6. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

7. Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

8. I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

9. Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

10. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.

11. Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you.

12. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

13. The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

14. Your so cute its distracting.

15. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.

16. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

17. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

18. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.

19. I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

20. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.