…I have the flu… and it sucks. It sucks because it’s not sexy, and I’m trying to run a whore’s blog where non-sexy things don’t belong. To the boys out there accusing me of not being legit because I haven’t posted anything about getting fucked this weekend, I will happily show up on your front doorstep so I can cough a wad of phlegm right in your stupid fucking face. This IS real life, where whore’s get sick and sluts get the sniffles. If your little pee-pee feels sad because Jennifer didn’t post anything naughty to drag it up to that whopping 4.5 inches you’re so proud of, that’s not my problem.
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