I got to eat ice cream with LUBE on it! The Jo brand lube had their flavored lube set up so you could eat it as a topping on ice cream and it was surprisingly really good. I mean, I didn’t like SLATHER it on, but adding just a little strawberry to soft serve vanilla ice cream was really yummy.
and then I got to be all like “well, I guess I can cross that off my bucket list-oh wait, why would that be on my bucket list, why would that even be something people would think of doing?” but I wasn’t upset because it was yummy and now I just want to buy flavored lube to put on ice cream.