Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Game: Texam-Holdem
Play this when there are a few guys and only 1 woman. This game can be played a variety of ways but here is our favorite!
At each watering hole guys gets 1 drink and 1 card. At the first bar the woman also gets 2 cards that she puts in her pocket without showing anyone. The woman goes to the next bar with whomever has the high hand so far. When each guy has 3 cards they lay down the cards. The woman then lays her 2 cards down. The winner is the best 5 card hand using their 3 and her 2 cards. The guy with the best 5-card hand gets the girl for the night! It's basically Texas-Holdem slut style! Make sure you play early enough that the winner gets to hang out with the group and show off his new date for a while. No going home angry (especially if you brought the mama). Hang around a little and let the lucky bastard show off his "date" for a while. We all know that he's as anxious to get her home as you would be but part of the fun is showing her off.
Winners are allowed to share if they choose (hey what are buddies for!) And you do have to return your prize in the morning if you were not the one who brought her - sorry! Other arrangements can be made for when to return the "prize". If it's a Friday night ride then Sunday night might be fair! Just agree to the terms before starting the game! And to the dude with the hottie - don't play the game if you can't pay to loose. Also no getting pissed-off when she asks when the next game of Hold em is! Just because you played on Friday and she came stumbling in Sunday night laughing, giggling and all smiles doesn't mean she had fun. And don't be stupid enough to ask questions you don't want the answer to. Remember your the dumb-ass that put her up as the prize. Although if you just need a weekend off from the ole lady then this is a great way to get it - while she get's it!
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