Bono is gay,
We slept in the hay,
He petted my ganache
and now I have
a rash. Bono is gay,
Ali Hewson will say,
I am lying,
Touching his penis,
Crying. Bono is gay,
There’s not much more,
To say, I hope he will pay,
To stop me, Telling everyone,
He is gay.
(Being gay is okay,
I hope he comes clean one day,
so we can lay once more in the hay and
make stetson clad love, all day.)

-Unknown