Words to avoid when trying to write out a dirty text. Splooge, jizz, white sauce. Anything that makes come sound like a burger topping is not likely to turn your partner on. Bum, boobs, beaver – the 3 B‘s of unsexy sex talk.
These are all juvenile choices best left avoided. Along with squirt, pussy juice, throbbing rod, and so forth.
Be creative with your adjectives when describing something dirty. If what you’re writing sounds like it’s meant to be in a cheesy porn or Harlequin romance novel, trash it!