Okay.  I’ll finally admit it, all the naysayers are correct actually. 

SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!  Small little penises are just as impressive and thrilling to us as huge long cocks are.  So we don’t really care how tiny yours may be, it will be great, and no doubt make us want to submit to you and get all freaky slutty with you any time you want it.  Bigger isn’t better, it’s just a silly myth, in fact big cocks kind of bore us.  Who would ever want to climb on top of or suck something like that off anyways? 

I mean it’s just sex after all, there are way more important things to focus upon and enjoy in life than our own physical pleasure.  Right?!