You have no messages in your inbox: No one likes me.

You have one message in your inbox: I better not fuck this one up. Shit I just wrote that person a novel. *Never hears back again* No one likes me.

You have two messages in your inbox: Whoops, I just answered both of them and now I have no messages. *Keeps refreshing to see if anyone messaged me back…nope* No one likes me.

You have five messages in your inbox: Whoah whoah, this is way too much for me to deal with right now. I’ll come back later.

Don't take things so seriously, I keep telling myself.