Thursday, October 18, 2012

Once upon a time

There was an asshole who thought I would let him get his grubby little fingers into my panties.  He tried and tried and tried, and tried and tried and tried.  One day he continues his obnoxious, unwanted advances so I invited him behind the bar for a smoke.  "Drop your fucking drawers, Randy" I commanded.  He looked at me with fear in his eyes.  So I said sweetly, "Pull out that cock of yours, I want to suck you dry."  He dropped his pants to his knees and I gave him a swift knee to the growin'!  "I told you 100 times to fuck off" and I walked back in the bar with my friends.  The moral of this story:  Jenny will smash your fucking balls.  

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