Saturday, September 29, 2012

Banging Barrels

This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aqua tinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your cock in the side with the hole." Weeks pass, and the new guy gets real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to the upper deck, finds the barrel, flings his schlong out and starts fucking the shit out of the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he's ever experienced! After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do that every day!" To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can bang it every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."

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