Fake Cum

You ask, why fake cum? There are many reasons you may want to make it. Funny pictures or videos. I personally used it to fuck with a couple guys I dated before and no longer wanted to. The first one I caught going through my e-mail so I decided to teach him a lesson. I took a picture with fake cum in my mouth dripping out and sent it to a guy I used to date but I'm still friends with. I made sure there were things my current b/f had given to me in the background so he'd know the photo was recent. It only took a couple days and he got pissed. I refused to fight with him and that just ended it. Another guy I was not so serious with and I found out he was lying about hooking up with other girls. After I found that out he wanted to come over to hook up. I invited him over and was wearing my little short skirt. He loved to put me on the table and go down on me when I wore it so it was the perfect setup. I inserted my fake concoction as I saw him coming up. I acted like I was just watching some television as he came in the door. He smiled at me and picked me up on-to the table. He lowered himself and pulled my panties to the side, revealing the white gloppy mess. You should have seen his face as he looked up at me. I gave him an "oops" face, and he stormed out of there, calling me a cheap whore.

3 Recipes:
can condensed milk
5 egg whites
sugar to thicken

or

Karo Syrup
condensed milk
water

or

Pina Colada mix
a little bit of lube