Bigdick asked:
What are your tips for getting laid on Tinder?

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This is a helpful list for GUYS on Tinder.
1. Make your main photo one of you smiling. Don’t try to look hard or be silly. We want to see if you’re hot, and you look hottest while smiling. Trust me.

2. Your profile should be short and sweet. If you want to tell a joke, do it here. Be yourself here so you attract the kind of girls that dig guys like you.

3. Do not put yourself down in your profile or indicate in any way that you are not confident or that you hate yourself. No self-deprecation. You are trying to sell yourself, so don’t tell everyone what an idiot, asshole, loser you are.

4. When you match with someone, send them a normal polite message. So many guys try to say something funny or try to be a dick right away by insulting girls. I don’t know how guys think insulting girls will lead to pussy. It doesn’t.
Try: “Hi there, (girl’s username). I see you’re into tennis. That’s so awesome. How long have you played?
See what i did there? I showed in my opener that I read her profile and then I asked her about something she’s actually interested in. This will make her more likely to answer.

5. Don’t force things. If a girl isn’t responding to you, move the fuck on. The more people you talk to, the more opportunities. Don’t waste time talking to a girl that is not into you.

6. Do follow up. Give a girl 3 days to respond to your opener, or last message. If she doesn’t, try one more time. A lot of girls get a lot of matches and maybe they don’t have time to get to all of their messages. Sending a second message after 3 days is okay. Sending more than that is a no. If she does not respond after the second attempt, give up and move on.

7. If you do hit it off with a girl, make sure you make an ask to hang out as soon as possible. Ask her over to watch a movie that fits her interests, and see how she responds. If she says no, back up, talk some more, and next time ask her to coffee. Sometimes you have to take it at her pace, not yours. Ya know?

8) Don’t be an asshole. I know this should go without saying, but a lot of guys think that assholes get more pussy or something. That’s not true. Assholes who are good looking sometimes get a lot of pussy, but you know who gets more? Good looking nice guys. Guys that know how to treat a women with respect outside of the bedroom, but can take control and respectfully disrespect her when appropriate get the most sex. So on Tinder, be respectful. I’m not saying be a pussy. I’m saying be respectful.

xoxo Ducky